YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
StyrbiornArleylA
Be sure that you go
straight home after
school
I can't, I live just round the corner !
EorlsonAquilinocO
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound
dog
in your kitchen?
Eat out.
KodeyShaughnoh
My brother's just opened a
shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowbar.
GarbhachBarutiEv
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she
tried out for Star Wars.
BriantJasperkG
Psychiatrist: Well, what's
your
problem?
Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black
shoes.
Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that. Lots of people prefer
brown
shoes to black shoes. I do myself.
Patient: Really? How do your like
yours - fried or boiled?
KellyeRobRoynT
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
KorriganTohylb
Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed to pack [zip]
my database and send it to you. What should I
pack it in?"
EgannStanwoodVr
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
NiichaadEalahweemahAm
When can you count on a hamburger in an
emergency?
When the chips are down!
BrittKendallex