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NoellDaronza

Member since: 10-02-2009
Last visited: 01-08-2010
Timezone: -8.00 GMT
Total Posts: 0
Post Rank: 8

About NoellDaronza

Ivana Bozilovic:


Ivana Bozilovic Naked
Information:

Name: Ivana Bozilovic
Born: 1977-09-28
Height: 1.68

Filmography:

Charlie's Angels (2000), Van Wilder (2002), Wedding Crashers (2005), 100 Girls (2000), Jack & Jill (2001)

Paula Jai Parker:


Paula Jai Parker Naked
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Name: Paula Jai Parker
Born: 1969-08-19
Height: 1.57

Filmography:

Sprung (1997), NYPD Blue (1998), Snoops (1999), The Proud Family Movie (2005), The Weird Al Show (1997)

Brittany Snow:


Brittany Snow
Information:

Name: Brittany Snow
Born: 1986-03-09
Height: 1.63

Filmography:

All That (0), From the Earth to the Moon (1998), It's 'Hairspray'! (2007), VH1 Rock Honors (2006), Law & Order (2006)

Catherine Zeta-Jones:


Catherine Zeta-Jones
Information:

Name: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Born: 1969-09-25
Height: 1.73

Filmography:

The 61st Annual Golden Globe Awards (2004), Wetten, dass..? (2005), Coup de foudre (1992), Chicago (2002), 1001 nuits, Les (1990)
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around! MontaeAzaniyaRA
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant." RashidiGrangereiO
Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes. SonnyTuketurI
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs. DerrinHaraldurCT
Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes." "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons." EganMacFienb
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. DonnelOcelfaAy
A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot. WacleahAdolphushv
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda ! DrudwasVenjaminFS
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids! AelfdaneEarieAP
Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector. AhiahNathaliabX

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